A Man a Dog and a Goat Are Shipwrecked

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A Man a Dog and a Goat Are Shipwrecked

Postby Sunny » March 27th, 2019, 11:37 am

They end up on a deserted island. After a few weeks, the man is feeling very lonely and starts looking at the goat in a new light. One day he tries to have his way with it but the dog growls and scares him off. He goes to sleep unsatisfied.

The next day he tries again, but the dog is there, growling and threatening to attack if the man gets too close to the goat.

The man grows frustrated. One day, he sees a ship foundering off the coast. He is able to save someone from drowning. He gets them to shore and discovers it’s a beautiful woman. She comes to and says “Wow, you saved my life. I’ll do anything to thank you. Anything.”

The man can’t believe his luck. He looks at her and his mind reels with the possibilities.

“Would you mind holding this dog for a minute?” :dunno:
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Re: A Man a Dog and a Goat Are Shipwrecked

Postby Eriks » March 28th, 2019, 2:03 am

:???:

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