A Guy s Driving Around the Backwoods of Montana....

Everyone needs a laugh now & then-

A Guy s Driving Around the Backwoods of Montana....

Postby Sunny » March 22nd, 2019, 9:08 pm

....and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house:'Talking Dog For Sale.'

He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and

sees a nice looking Labrador Retriever sitting there. "You talk?" he asks. "Yep" the Lab replies. After the guy recovers

from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says, "So, what's your story?" The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that

I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me

jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be

eavesdropping, I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running... but the jetting around really tired me out,

and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some

undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and

was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired." The guy is amazed. He

goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. "Ten dollars" the owner says. The guy says "Ten dollars?

This dog is amazing! Why on Earth are you selling him so cheap?" The owner said "Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that sh*t!"
Choose life in all thngs
User avatar
Sunny
 
Posts: 464
Joined: January 3rd, 2015, 5:48 pm
Location: Saint Charles Missouri

Re: A Guy s Driving Around the Backwoods of Montana....

Postby Eriks » March 24th, 2019, 12:14 am

:TU:

Cheers,
Eriks
Benchmark Engraving & Awards - Australia

and also:
User avatar
Eriks
 
Posts: 180
Joined: August 15th, 2010, 4:33 pm
Location: Australia


Return to Jokes, Riddles, & Silly stuff

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests

cron