A Dying Man

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A Dying Man

Postby Sunny » December 26th, 2018, 9:22 pm

A dying old man is doing his morning Mall walk when he finds a lantern. He rubs the lantern and a Genie pops out and says, I will grant you two wishes. The old man thinks for a second and then says, I want my remains spread throughout the mall. The Genie then says and what is your second wish? The old man says I don't want to be cremated.
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Re: A Dying Man

Postby Eriks » December 27th, 2018, 2:56 am

:???: ..... the Mall might get a bit smelly after a few days.....

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Re: A Dying Man

Postby VARMINT » December 29th, 2018, 6:04 pm

This guy could help!
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Re: A Dying Man

Postby Eriks » December 30th, 2018, 12:48 am

You can certianly see where the Robo Vac has been..... :ROFL:

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Re: A Dying Man

Postby Sunny » December 30th, 2018, 9:52 am

The customer is always ripe. :DOH:
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