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Postby VARMINT » January 30th, 2015, 7:59 pm

Two dwarfs walk into a bar, where they pick up two prostitutes and take them back to adjacent hotel rooms. Unfortunately, the first dwarf can't get an erection no matter what. He's depressed, and his depression is made worse by the fact that, from the next room, he hears cries of, "One, two, three---uuuh!" all night long.

In the morning, the second dwarf asks the first, "How was your night?"

"it was so embarrassing. I simply could not get an erection."

The second dwarf shook his head, "You think that's embarrassing? I couldn't even get on the damn bed!" :cry:

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