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Sweetheart

Postby VARMINT » January 28th, 2015, 9:48 pm

A thirty-five year old woman visited a plastic surgeon, who told her about a new procedure called "the knob." A small knob is placed on top of a woman's head. The knob can be turned to tighten up skin and produce the effect of a new facelift.

Of course, the woman wanted it. Over the course of many years, the woman tightened the knob and remained young and vibrant looking.

After thirty years, the woman returned to the surgeon. "All these years, everything has been working just fine," the woman said. "I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved the results. But now I've developed two problems. First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes, and the knob won't get rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said, "Those aren't bags under your eyes, those are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point asking about the goatee."

OMG-- v :o
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Re: Sweetheart

Postby Charles » January 29th, 2015, 5:43 am

geez lmao
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Re: Sweetheart

Postby Bkaz » January 30th, 2015, 3:30 pm

Haha
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