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Dear old Grandpa-

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Dear old Grandpa-

Postby JESS » January 27th, 2015, 10:34 pm

On hearing her elderly grandfather passed away, Jane went straight to her Grandparent's house to comfort her ninety-five year old grandma. When Jane asked how Grandpa had died, her grandma said, 'He had a heart attack while we were making love".

Horrified, Jane told her grandmother that having sex when you're nearly a hundred years old was surely asking for trouble.

"Oh no, my dear," Grandma replied. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was the right rhythm, Nice, slow, and even. In on the "ding", and out on the "dong."

Grandma paused, and then added, "And if that damn ice cream truck hadn't come along, he'd still be alive today."


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Re: Dear old Grandpa-

Postby Charles » January 28th, 2015, 7:35 am

LMFAO
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Re: Dear old Grandpa-

Postby Bkaz » January 28th, 2015, 7:38 pm

haha
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