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Smart monkey-

Postby VARMINT » January 1st, 2015, 7:04 pm

A man walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a beer, while the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced lemons and eats them. Then the monkey jumps on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth, and swallows it whole.

The bartender shouts at the man, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The man says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the damn cue ball."

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," the man replies. "That monkey eats everything in sight. Don't worry, though, I'll pay for the cue ball and the rest of it." The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves with the monkey.

A week later the man and the monkey walk back into the bar. The man orders a beer and, just like last time, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs a maraschino cherry off the bar, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey just did"?

"No, what?" asks the man.

"Your monkey just stuck a maraschino cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it."

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," the man says. He still eats everything in sight, but ever since he ate your damn cue ball he measures everything first.
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Re: Smart monkey-

Postby Charles » January 2nd, 2015, 7:15 am

Lol that is a smart monkey
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Re: Smart monkey-

Postby jhenryw49 » January 5th, 2015, 6:40 am

what a way to start a Monday LOL jack
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Re: Smart monkey-

Postby Bkaz » January 21st, 2015, 6:29 pm

HAHA nice.
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