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Try this!

Postby JESS » June 13th, 2014, 10:59 pm

For the last 8 or 10 years, I have become the chief cook & bottle washer of our happily married world. Despite this, I am not fully trusted to execute this position competently, and happily accept the occasional check up, to be sure I am doing the job properly. In all fairness, my better half spent many years attending to these duties in a manner that not once poisoned any member of a fairly large family. It's hard for her to let go of such a large responsibility, particularly to a person who once swallowed a live reptile on a dare. (Note, don't do it, lizards have VERY sharp toenails). Anyway, just to keep her sharp, the next time she explores the freezer to see what I have been up to, she will find a vacuum sealed bag of plain old air, labeled as shown. I'm looking forward to the response.
Jess
Plain old freezer-
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A present for the curious-
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Re: Try this!

Postby kuluchicken » June 15th, 2014, 3:44 am

You're hard on your poor wife :)
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Re: Try this!

Postby Charles » June 15th, 2014, 6:08 am

lol
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