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A Man and a Woman Who Had Never Met...

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A Man and a Woman Who Had Never Met...

Postby Sunny » March 14th, 2019, 11:23 pm

''find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,……….

Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s pretend that we’re married.”

“Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“ Good”, she replied. …………… “Get your own f***ing blanket.”

After a moment of silence, …………………… he farted. :DOH:
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Re: A Man and a Woman Who Had Never Met...

Postby Eriks » March 16th, 2019, 1:10 am

:LOLUp:

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